Yes, thank you.

That’s the director. You might wanna remember his name so you can send him all your questions after watching the video.
Do journalists still use notebooks by the way?

Britney gets a really tough question at her press conference. This is right before she starts shouting ‘F*ck you!’ at everyone, so next time you meet her, don’t mention puppies.

Ooh, product placement for your own album, in case the song doesn’t sell it! Clever.

Be a little inappropriate.. to Britney means ‘touching ones thigh’.

‘I really wish I had been in the Beat Of My Drum video instead!’

Now this míght be ‘a little inappropriate’.
But all we’re thinking is ‘surely she’s wearing a bra?’.

Could the extras please at least pretend to be looking in the same direction?
Also, no way those two are related.

Looks like someone’s been doing the naughty, which would be totally empowering and inspiring to women all over the world if it was part of her plotting against the cop. Right now it’s just a little slutty. Unless she wanted free handcuffs.

See! We told you she was wearing a bra!

Kiss kiss..

..bang bang!

‘Waaaah, that one looks scary, I better run!’

There’s the puppies!
She better not kick ‘em!

Britney doing her trademark tongue thing, that made us fall in love with her. It is to her what the ‘nose wrinkle’ is to Claire Richards.

Awwwwwww. We love this video!

And we love the ‘pretend you’re wearing a headphone’ dance!!

This clearly remains the best part. (after the puppies)

You get ‘em girl!
(We should be rooting for her, right? Even though she totally provoked all of it?
This is all a bit confusing.. show some more dogs!)

Britney realizes she got to the part where the director loses his mind.

Looks like someone’s a bit frustrated he never got to shoot the Rock That Body video..

..or the Radar one…

…or the Some Kinda Rush one.

Aww, Jessica Simpson! We’ve missed you!!

Yep, one wheel away from washing the car, and getting all slippery and wet..

Actually we were talking about Britney.

Yum, Britney loves milk.

‘You drank all of it.. :(’

Seriously girl, just get back with K-Fed while you can!

Yup, because him being a cyborg is the troubling part.

Well duuuh..cause Britney would never act slutty, attack paparazzi or hang out with trashy guys in real life..
This part makes the Oops.. Titanic break and it’s album’s interludes seem like Shakespeare.

Creep get lost. And take the scriptwriter with you.

Unless this is some clever way to tell us Shelfish is the next single…